In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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