Do you still have your period?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
there is glitter all over my balls
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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