I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My vagina is officially offended.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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