On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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