If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
