I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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