this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
why is half of my head shaved?
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