so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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