I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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