My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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