My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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