i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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