OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I am in a vortex of obligation.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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