You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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