Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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