so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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