I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
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