Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
never play flip cup with pint glasses
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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