why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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