Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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