I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he fucked my hip out of place.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The power of my boobs compel you
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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