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At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i came on her dog
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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