am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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