this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger