as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.