Who wears a wallet chain?!
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried