Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.