I need help removing her.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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