and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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