dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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