Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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