accomplished twins. life is a go
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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