dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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