i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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