Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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