I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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