i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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