so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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