I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Can I color on your dick again?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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