So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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