me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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