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say what?
wanna hang out?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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