He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We left the knife in your bed.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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