Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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