better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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