i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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