Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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