all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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