Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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