I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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