During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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