Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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