does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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