i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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