Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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