come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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