Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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